Continued magic from my overworked, overachieving, always entertaining little sister.
Texts From My Sister: Episode #3
TFMS #3.1:
Context: On studying, and college in general.
H: I am 500000 shades of totally effing done with this week
TFMS #3.2:
Context: On waking up for test days.
H: This morning has just been one big huge splatter of ugh.
TFMS #3.3:
Context: Prepping for a physics test (which isn't until NEXT WEEK).
Me: How's your day?
H: It's 11:30 AM and I've already eaten half of my emergency bad day cupcake.
TFMS #3.4
Context: Haley has taken to texting me the name of the "national day" it currently is. National Coffee Day, National Hug Day, etc. (side-note, i love it)
H: HAPPY FISH TANK FLOOR SHOW NIGHT!
Me: What haha?? Is that a UVM thing?
H: It is a national holiday GOSH
Me: You said night! Not day! So I was confused!
H: Wait, those aren't the same thing?
Me: Brain dead from studying, but still conscious enough for sass?
H: Happy National Ask a Stupid Question Day. Just btw.
TFMS #3.5:
Context: On the important things in life...and in salad bars.
H: The cherry tomatoes are either hit or miss. Major miss today.
TFMS #3.6
Context: I laughed at her joke cherry tomato comment (see above).
H: My god, I sit in my office studying and [someone] comes by and laughs and now I make a remark about cherry tomatoes and YOU laugh? Do I just unknowingly RADIATE hilarity?
Yes, Haley, yes you do.
{k}
TFMS #3.1:
Context: On studying, and college in general.
H: I am 500000 shades of totally effing done with this week
TFMS #3.2:
Context: On waking up for test days.
H: This morning has just been one big huge splatter of ugh.
TFMS #3.3:
Context: Prepping for a physics test (which isn't until NEXT WEEK).
Me: How's your day?
H: It's 11:30 AM and I've already eaten half of my emergency bad day cupcake.
TFMS #3.4
Context: Haley has taken to texting me the name of the "national day" it currently is. National Coffee Day, National Hug Day, etc. (side-note, i love it)
H: HAPPY FISH TANK FLOOR SHOW NIGHT!
Me: What haha?? Is that a UVM thing?
H: It is a national holiday GOSH
Me: You said night! Not day! So I was confused!
H: Wait, those aren't the same thing?
Me: Brain dead from studying, but still conscious enough for sass?
H: Happy National Ask a Stupid Question Day. Just btw.
TFMS #3.5:
Context: On the important things in life...and in salad bars.
H: The cherry tomatoes are either hit or miss. Major miss today.
TFMS #3.6
Context: I laughed at her joke cherry tomato comment (see above).
H: My god, I sit in my office studying and [someone] comes by and laughs and now I make a remark about cherry tomatoes and YOU laugh? Do I just unknowingly RADIATE hilarity?
Yes, Haley, yes you do.
{k}