Texts From My Sister: Episode #2
TFMS #2.1:
Context: Her friend got her Trader Joes peanut butter filled pretzels.
Me: How are they??
H: I'm a dangerous predator to the entire peanut butter pretzel population. I will find you and I will EAT YOU so watch out creamy nutty-centered complex carbohydrates, I'm comin' for ya.
TFMS #2.2:
Context: Telling me about her crazy schedule.
Me: Holy bananas!
H: Saintly strawberries!
TFMS #2.3:
Context: I tell her to look online for books she wants [I work at Random House]
H: "I'm going through Random House's website and pinning all of the physics books i want and am basically jumping up and down in my chair. START STEALING HONEY.
TFMS #2.4:
Context: Talking about her research trip to Puerto Rico next week (side note: absurdly jealous)
H: So we were talking about the wildlife on the island yesterday and my teacher was talking about "ferocious" centipedes and how one was once so big it had to be on a leash. Last night after dinner we were discussing the little buggers and my teacher goes "Well, they're not out at this time of year!" My response? "Well I better unpack my leash!"
On an entirely separate but also very related note...meet my other sister!
TFMS #2.1:
Context: Her friend got her Trader Joes peanut butter filled pretzels.
Me: How are they??
H: I'm a dangerous predator to the entire peanut butter pretzel population. I will find you and I will EAT YOU so watch out creamy nutty-centered complex carbohydrates, I'm comin' for ya.
TFMS #2.2:
Context: Telling me about her crazy schedule.
Me: Holy bananas!
H: Saintly strawberries!
TFMS #2.3:
Context: I tell her to look online for books she wants [I work at Random House]
H: "I'm going through Random House's website and pinning all of the physics books i want and am basically jumping up and down in my chair. START STEALING HONEY.
TFMS #2.4:
Context: Talking about her research trip to Puerto Rico next week (side note: absurdly jealous)
H: So we were talking about the wildlife on the island yesterday and my teacher was talking about "ferocious" centipedes and how one was once so big it had to be on a leash. Last night after dinner we were discussing the little buggers and my teacher goes "Well, they're not out at this time of year!" My response? "Well I better unpack my leash!"
On an entirely separate but also very related note...meet my other sister!
This is Sydney Dow Wahl. Syd. Sydders. Sydder-bidder-butt. As much as Haley and I are total opposites, that's about how similar Syd and I are. We are basically the same person. She's actually wearing my high school field hockey jacket in this picture. Those could be my sunglasses...I actually think they are...
You would think that being essentially the same person would make our relationship more natural, but alas, no. Syd was the hardest person to get along with when I was younger for exactly that reason. Oh the stories I could (and probably will) tell. At times we still have trouble getting along today, precisely because she is me in miniature, more-clever, better-than-me-at-sports form. But I love her!
Anyway, Syd started a blog! Check her out! www.properlymade.weebly.com
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You would think that being essentially the same person would make our relationship more natural, but alas, no. Syd was the hardest person to get along with when I was younger for exactly that reason. Oh the stories I could (and probably will) tell. At times we still have trouble getting along today, precisely because she is me in miniature, more-clever, better-than-me-at-sports form. But I love her!
Anyway, Syd started a blog! Check her out! www.properlymade.weebly.com
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